I had just moved into my new house. The movers hadn't yet arrived,
   so I was able to walk around the empty house freely. I had just walked
   into one of the upstairs bedroom when a flash of blue outside the window
   caught my eye. Being the curious one I walked over to the window. I had
   a nice view of my back yard but I couldn't see anything blue. Just as I
   started to walk away I saw it again. This time I was able to see that it
   was coming from the rear yard of one of my neighbors. I couldn't make
   out what it was I was trying to look at because of a tall fence that
   divided our property. Oh well, probably just a sheet drying on a clothes
   line next door, I thought to myself.
 
        I left the window to explore the rest of the house. After a while
   my curiosity peaked. I wanted to know what was on the other side of that
   fence. I began checking out each window on that side of the house. Finally,
   in the last bedroom down the hall I was able to see clearly into the
   neighbors yard. There was an over-sized lounge chair with a small table
   sitting next to the chair. Sitting on the table was a pitcher of what
   looked like iced tea, an empty large glass, a pile of candy bars and a
   plate of cookies. As I stood there studying the yard next door I saw it or
   rather her. The blue flash that I had seen earlier was a woman. Not an
   ordinary run-of-the-mill women you see all the time but a very, very large
   woman. She was so fat! I had never in my life seen anyone so fat. She was
   wearing a tight blue one piece bathing suit. She had to weigh as much as
   600 to 700 pounds.
 
        I had dated women in the 250-300 pound range but until now I hadn't
   even dreamed, let alone seen a woman as large as she was! I wasn't sure
   how I felt at first. I stood there just watching her slowly waddle from
   the rear door of her patio making her way over to the lounge chair. As
   she sat down I could see where the mattress of the chair swayed almost
   to the ground from her weight. She paused only long enough to snatch a
   candy bar from the table before she swung first one large leg up onto the
   chair then the other. The mattress's center now laid on the ground.
 
        Something snapped inside me! I had to figure out a way to get to
   meet her, and soon. I spent most of that morning trying to come up with
   something more clever than borrowing a cup of sugar. Half an hour later
   I found myself ringing her doorbell. My legs were a little shaky but I was
   doing fine until she opened the front door.

        She was beautiful. Her long golden blonde hair streaming down around
   her shoulders. She had big blue eyes and a small patrician nose. She was
   wearing a bright pink smock dress. She must have threw it on as she came
   into the house to answer the door, I thought to myself. "Hi, my name's
   Gary and I just moved in next door. I was wondering if I could, ah, borrow
   a cup of sugar?" I said sounding like a complete idiot! "Sure, come on in,
   my name's Marie."  She had a soft but not too sweet voice, I liked it. "So
   what are you making?" She said bringing me back to earth. "Excuse me?"
   "The sugar, what are you going to make?" "Oh, ah, a cake. I wanted to make
   a chocolate cake." "Sounds tasty. Do you have something for me to put the
   sugar in?" "Ah jeez. I'm sorry, I forgot. I'm still waiting for the movers
   to bring my things. They should have been here over an hour ago." I said
   looking at my watch. It was the first honest thing I've said today. "That's
   'kay I can put it in a cup." I just loved the way she talked. She had a
   slight southern accent and it was so cute the way she dropped the "o" in
   okay.

        I sat down on the couch as she left to go into the kitchen for the
   sugar. It didn't take her as long as I thought it would. When she came
   back she handed me the cup of sugar then she sat down on the loveseat. She
   took up most of the seat, leaving only a small space beside her. As she sat
   down I heard crinkling as she quickly placed a throw pillow over a half
   empty bag of cookies. We talked for a while then I excused myself to go
   back over to my house and wait for the movers to arrive.

        Months past by as I got to know Marie. We became good friends until
   one day when I had her over at my house for a barbecue. That was the first
   time we tasted each others soul. As much as I knew about her I had no idea
   how she felt about chocolate! I'm just glad I picked up a couple of bags of
   those snack size candy bars.

        It was about one in the afternoon when she came over. She was wearing
   a black dress over her bathing suit, which she removed before she sat down.
   "Gary, could you rub some of this baby oil on my back? I burn so easy." She
   said holding up a large bottle of baby oil. "Sure, I'd love to." I said
   taking the bottle from her hand. I poured some of the oil into my cupped
   hand and began smoothing it across her back. The oil soon became warm
   between her skin and mine. She had a fine spray of light brown freckles
   that went down her back and disappeared under her bathing suit.

        "Oooohh, that feels nice."  She said as she tossed her head back and
   smiled at me. I couldn't have agreed more. "What's ya got cookin'?" She
   asked as she sniffed the air and smelled the steaks sizzling on the pit.
   "Rib eye, thick, juicy and tender."  I said giving her upturned face a
   kiss. "Are they almost ready?" She asked. "No, I just put them on a few
   minutes ago." I told her as I looked over at the mostly raw steaks. "Oh."
   She said pouting a little, "You wouldn't happened to have a little
   something I could munch on do you? I haven't had anything to eat for a
   while and I am very hungry?"

        "Well, let me see." I said as I mentally ran down the list of things
   I had ready for the barbecue. "I have chips and sour cream dip, macaroni
   salad, baked beans and buttered french bread, it wouldn't take me long to
   toast it? Oh yeah, and some candy bars."  Her eyes lit up and she said.
   "What kind?" "The snack size snickers." I said as I walked back into the
   house to get a bag. I heard her say "My favorite. How did you know?" I smiled
   to myself.

        As she sat eating the candy I sat across from her enjoying the view
   and trying very hard not to forget and let the steaks burn. I really
   started to get turned on watching her slowly nip off the chocolate then the
   caramel coated nuts and then finally eating the nougat.

        The afternoon was starting to heat up and I watched as beads of sweat
   pearled across her chest sliding down and encircling her large round
   breasts then roll down into heaven.

        By the time we had finished dinner, the sun had went down behind a
   large tree, which put us in the cool shade. "Would you like to sit on the
   grass and stretch out?" I said trying not to be too transparent. "Yeah,
   that sounds nice, but I'll need help." "No problem" I said as I started for
   the house, "Just let me get a blanket to lay over the grass."

        I grabbed a blanket out of the hall closet and as I came back through
   the kitchen I saw the other bag of candy bars lying on the counter.  Why
   not, I thought to myself. As I laid the blanket out on the grass, I saw
   her looking at the bag of candy. "In case you get hungry later." I said.
   As I helped her over to the blanket she grabbed the bag of candy even
   before she sat down.

        I sat down beside her. We talked some but mostly I watched her finish
   off the whole bag of candy. We started to kiss, her mouth still had the
   chocolate taste. We made beautiful love together right there on the grass
   in the back yard. Thank God I have a six foot fence lining my yard.
   Afterwards I just laid there on top of her. Her face was all flushed and
   she was smiling. Her hair was spread out on the grass around her head like
   a golden halo and tiny candy bar wrappers scattered around her like an aura.

         Meeting Marie was the best thing that had ever happened to me. It
   wasn't long after that afternoon that Marie and I were married. Now she
   does her sun bathing in our back yard. There's only one thing I'm worried
   about. Last week two guys moved into Marie's old house and one of them came
   over to borrow a cup of sugar this afternoon!

                                                THE END