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IN
PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK...you
spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
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IN PRISON...you
get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only
get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
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IN PRISON...you
get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get
rewarded for good behavior with more work.
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IN PRISON...a guard
locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry
around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
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IN PRISON...you
can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get
fired for watching TV and playing games.
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IN PRISON...you
get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have
to share.
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IN PRISON...they
allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot
even speak to your family and friends.
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IN PRISON...all
expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK...you
get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners.
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IN PRISON...you
spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to
get out.
AT WORK...you spend
most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
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IN PRISON...there
are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they
are called managers.
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