From a Southwest Airlines employee........"Welcome aboard Southwest flight
XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle,
and pull tight. It works like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how
to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in a publec unsupervised. In the
event of sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the
ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you
have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with
theirs, If you are travelling with 2 small children, decide now which one you
love more. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds,
but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you and remember,
nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airline."