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By the way, there are some very interesting pages in this web site.
I have picked up one joke/quotation here for your reading pleasure.

The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records. These statements were written by various health care professionals including (we're afraid) a doctor or two at several major hospitals: "The lab test indicated abnormal lover function." "The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately." "Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized." "The skin was moist and dry." "The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch." "She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce." "The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed." "Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles." "She is numb from her toes down." "Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot." "While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."