• Will I get rich quick?
• What don't they mention?
• Okay, so where are all the classified ads?

Will I get rich quick?

No.

Wasn't that simple?

Tiny classified ads have such a seductive ring to them. Tiny, small, teeny-weeny, and yet the results apparently bestow Florida homes and palm trees and ocean waves and lots of babes (and ever notice how you never see scantily-clad men?).

Who wouldn't be thrilled?

The concept of "Tiny classified ads" calls out to the hidden desire that truly, a short-cut to wealth, fame, fortune, Florida homes and such, must somehow exist. Forget hard labor, forget years of planning, forget common sense - that slim hope of money money money for no work work work is embedded in the Dream of Tiny Classified Ads.

Now, since I've never placed tiny classified ads, except when I was having a garage sale, I can't comment on the success or failure. However, I can mention that teeny weeny fact which somehow never is blantantly presented...

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