Monty Python Scripts :

• Monty Python And The Holy Grail
• Monty Python's Life Of Brian (partial script only)
• Das Leben des Brian (german script of Life of Brian - very rude layout)
• Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life
• Holy Grail (the complete script)
• Eric The Viking

Monty Python Songs (Lyrics only) :

• A song for the sensitive
• All things dull and ugly
• Always look on the bright side of life
• Every sperm is sacred
• I like traffic lights
• I like Chinese
• Im so worried
• Im the urban spaceman
• Never be rude to an Arab
• Sit on my face !
• The decomposing composers
• The galaxy song
• The lumberjack song
• The not Noel Coward song
• The opening song from "Life Of Brian"
• The philosophers song
• The rhubarb tart song
• The song of Sir Robin
• The song of the Knights of Camelot

Monty Python - The Classics :

• Arthur Two Sheds Jackson
• Burying the Cat
• Cinema Television Interview
• Gavin Millarrrrr Writes
• I've got two legs
• Johann Gambulputty ... of Ulm
• Me, Doctor
• Medical Love
• Miss Anne Elk
• Nudge Nudge, Know what I mean?
• The Bookshop Sketch
• Rock Notes
• Self-defense against Fruit
• Sermon on the Mountain
• Spot the brain cell
• St. Victor of Python
• Stake your claims
• The Advertising Sketch
• The Airline Pilots Sketch
• The Albatross Sketch
• The Architect Sketch
• The Argument Clinic Sketch
• The Australian Table Wine Sketch
• The Banter Sketch
• The Barber Shop Sketch
• The Bicycle Repair Man Sketch
• The Blackmail Sketch
• The Blessing from the Lord
• The Bookshop Sketch
• The Brave and Bold Sir Robin
• The Bruces
• The Burying the bed Sketch
• The Cheese Shop Sketch
• The Church Bells
• The complete Swamp Castle
• The Contradiction Sketch
• The Crunchy Frog Sketch
• The Cycling Sketch
• The dead Bishop Sketch
• The Parrot Sketch
• The Dinosaur Sketch
• The Election Sketch
• The Fish Licence Sketch
• The Haggling Sketch
• The Hairdresser on Mt. Everest
• The Hungarian Phrasebook Sketch
• The Knights who say 'ni'
• The Lifeboat Sketch
• The Man who speaks in Anagrams
• The Man with three Buttocks
• The Men being eaten by a Crocodile
• The Money Programme Sketch
• The News for Parrots
• The North Minehead Bye-Election
• The Ovine Aviation Sketch
• The Package Tour Complaint
• The Penguine Sketch
• The Pet Shop Sketch - 1
• The Pet Shop Sketch - 2
• The Piranha Brothers Story
• The Ralph Mellish Story
• The Sheep in the Trees Sketch
• The Spam Sketch
• The Spanish Inquisition Sketch
• The Story so far
• The String Sketch
• The Tale of Sir Galahad
• The Tale of Sir Lancelot
• The Undertaker Sketch
• The We Are So Poor Sketch
• The Woody Sketch
• Word Association Football

Monty Python ... And now to something completely different :

• Some Monty Python Sound Samples (German only, WAV-Format)
  • Ni!
  • Rübennase
  • Schrei
  • Skifahrer
  • Verp*sst Euch!
  • Weibsvolk ...
  • Schmeisst den Purchen zu Poden...

  • All of the above (zip'ed)

• Monty Python straight out of Usenet :
  • alt.fan.monty-python and the Quest for the Official Homepage

• The three most important MP-FAQ's:
  • WHICH MP-stuff is WHERE in the Internet?
  • Just the general MP-FAQ
  • Index-File for "Flying Circus"